Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

One, is because they want or need something from you.

They want to finish the job.

It’s no more complicated than that.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

And that’s it.

There is only one thing that you can do.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

And now that you know that, that having been said.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

And, two alone.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?